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"Paying $90.00 per ticket for another Jeff Dunham or Tosh.0 concert will forever seem silly after catching a night of comedy at the Event Center on Campus with Andy Kern and MTV's "Disaster Date" star K-von on Tuesday night. The booming laughter must have echoed out of the Event Center because students continued to tiptoe in until nearly every seat was filled."‚Äč   Alisha Cruz / Staff Writer /  CSU Stanisclaus


"You were great, you bring us a great show, and I couldn't be happier!"  Krissy Ayon / Casa Blanca Casino / Entertainment Director
"The Comedy Machine made the extra effort to have the right comedians for our crowd providing a wonderful show. The whole evening was a huge success!"   Juliet Friedman / Temple Beth Shalom 
"The Comedy Machine is a CLASS ACT!"   Frank Casey / Sunnyvale Elks Lodge 
"The Show was fantastic!"   Tineil Lewis / University of Texas Dallas
"The Comedians were awesome. You guys rocked."   Steven Juarez  / CA District Administrator District 19 Little League
"The Comedy Machine provides comedy not only funny, but clean. It's show is equal to most anything you will find on TV, and better than most!" 
Charles Roberts, Editor / Highland Community News 
"We greatly appreciate you and your colleagues adhering to our core values, it is a real joy to know there are professional comedians out there who have the true talent it takes to make people laugh without all the vulgarities. Your performances were a huge hit.  Your respect and devotion to our service members show the true honor and pride reflected in our Coast Guard Family. Bravo Zulu!"  R.S Wolfe / Master Chief Petty Officer / US Coast Guard / Petaluma, CA 
" Your comedians were on fire tonight! I had nothing but outstanding reviews from the over 200 people in attendance. Our Commanding General really enjoyed meeting and taking photos with all the comedians too. I can honestly say that the Comedy Machine is the first place I turn to when looking to book our shows."   Kelley Sitkar / Deputy Director Semper Fit Division / Marine Corps Recruit Depot / San Diego, CA 
"Thanks for putting on a great show. Everything went great."  Joshua Bailey / Program Specialist / Whiteman Air Force Base
"The comedians were brilliant. I would have them back anytime. The crowd loved them and the night went well."  Nik Shamrock / Vandenberg AFB
 "It was such a great show and I know EVERYONE who came had a blast!  Thank you again for a wonderful experience and laughter!  Our BIG THANK YOU from all of us for giving us the greatest time!!!"   Lina Lumme, Executive Director / The Youth Center / Los Alamitos, CA
"Our event went really well on Friday. Thank You so much for providing high quality comedians."    Brenda Fallon / Kiwanis Club of Lehigh Acres, FL
 That was our first dinner and a show theme. Your comedians did a great job! The evening was a success for us.  Thank You!   Doug Knight / Governor Muskego Moose Lodge 1057