"Paying $90.00 per ticket for another Jeff Dunham or Tosh.0 concert will forever seem silly after catching a night of comedy at the Event Center on Campus with Andy Kern on Tuesday night. The booming laughter must have echoed out of the Event Center because students continued to tiptoe in until nearly every seat was filled."
Alisha Cruz
Staff Writer
CSU Stanisclaus

"You were great, you bring us a great show, and I couldn't be happier! "
Krissy Ayon
Casa Blanca Casino
Entertainment Director

"Best comedy show I've ever seen!"
Amanda Lincoln
Bismark Elks Lodge

"Andy Kern and Johnny "Ace" Palmer killed it. Everyone loved it. It was great working with you guys."
Zach Crusse
Columus Crew MLS Soccer

"The Comedy Machine made the extra effort to have the right comedians for our crowd providing a wonderful show. The whole evening was a huge success!"
Juliet Friedman
Temple Beth Shalom

The Comedy Machine is a CLASS ACT!"
Frank Casey
Sunnyvale Elks Lodge

The Show was fantastic!"
Tineil Lewis
University of Texas Dallas

"The Comedians were awesome. You guys rocked."
Steven Juarez
CA District Administrator District 19 Little League

The Comedy Machine provides comedy not only funny, but clean. It's show is equal to most anything you will find on TV, and better than most!"
Charles Roberts, Editor
Highland Community News

"Thank you for sending an awesome show our way - the guys were great and our folks really enjoyed it!"
Kristin Riddle
Training & Special Events Coordinator
Naval Station Mayport MWR

We had a great event. All of the performers did an excellent job!"
Melissa Arnold
Luke Air Force Base

"Comedy Machine, we greatly appreciate you and your colleagues adhering to our core values, it is a real joy to know there are professional comedians out there who have the true talent it takes to make people laugh without all the vulgarities. Your performances were a huge hit. Your respect and devotion to our service members show the true honor and pride reflected in our Coast Guard Family. Bravo Zulu!"
R.S Wolfe
Master Chief Petty Officer
US Coast Guard
Petaluma, CA

Your comedians were on fire tonight! I had nothing but outstanding reviews from the over 200 people in attendance. Our Commanding General really enjoyed meeting and taking photos with all the comedians too. I can honestly say that the Comedy Machine is the first place I turn to when looking to book our shows."
Kelley Sitkar
Deputy Director Semper Fit Division
Marine Corps Recruit Depot
San Diego, CA

"Had a great turnout for the show (biggest I've seen since I've been here) and the guys killed it. Every single one of them kept the momentum going, nothing but great comments that I've heard so far."
Joshua Bailey
Program Specialist
Whiteman Air Force Base

The comedians were brilliant. I would have them back anytime. The crowd loved them and the night went well."
Nik Shamrock
Vandenberg AFB

"It was such a great show and I know EVERYONE who came had a blast! Thank you again for a wonderful experience and laughter! Our BIG THANK YOU from all of us for giving us the greatest time!!!"
Lina Lumme, Executive Director
The Youth Center
Los Alamitos, CA

"Our event went really well on Friday. Thank You so much for providing high quality comedians."
Brenda Fallon
Kiwanis Club of Lehigh Acres, FL

"We had a really great time. I enjoyed to show very much. Everyone seemed to enjoy the show as well. I hope to be able to do this again very soon."
Fraternal Order of Police
Santa Fe, NM